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Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing
around your head.
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Make race car noises when anyone gets on
or off.
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Shave.
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Crack open your briefcase or purse, and
while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
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Stand silent and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
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When arriving at your floor, grunt and
strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they
open by themselves.
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Greet everyone getting on the elevator
with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
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On the highest floor, hold the door open
and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you
dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
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Stare, grinning, at another passenger
for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
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When at least 8 people have boarded, moan
from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
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Bet the other passengers you can fit a
quarter in your nose.
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Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta
go" then sigh and say "oops!"
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Show other passengers a wound and ask
if it looks infected.
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Walk on with a cooler that says "human
head" on the side.
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Stare at another passenger for a while,
then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to
the far corner of the elevator.
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Leave a box between the doors.
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Ask each passenger getting on if you can
push the button for them.
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Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to
other passengers "through" it.
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Start a sing-along.
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When the elevator is silent, look around
and ask "is that your beeper?"
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Draw a little square on the floor with
chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your
"personal space."
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Announce in a demonic voice: "I must
find a more suitable host body."
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Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
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If anyone brushes against you, recoil
and holler "Bad touch!"
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While the doors are opening, hurriedly
whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
