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This isn't an office. It's Hell
with fluorescent lighting.
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Aha...I see the screw-up fairy
has visited us again...
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Nice perfume, MUST you marinate
in it?
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A cubicle is just a padded cell
without a door.
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Chaos, panic, & disorder--my
work here is done.
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I see you've set aside this special
time to humiliate yourself in public.
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I'm really easy to get along
with once you people learn to worship me.
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I'll try being nicer if you'll
try being smarter.
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I'm out of my mind, but feel
free to leave a message...
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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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It sounds like English, but I
can't understand a word you’re saying.
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I can see your point, but I still
think you're full of _ _ _ _!
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I like you. You remind me of
when I was young and stupid.
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You are validating my inherent
mistrust of strangers.
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I have plenty of talent and vision.
I just don't give a damn.
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I'm already visualizing the duct
tape over your mouth.
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I will always cherish the initial
misconceptions I had about you.
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Thank you. We're all refreshed
and challenged by your unique point of view.
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The fact that no one understands
you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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Any connection between your reality
and mine is purely coincidental.
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What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
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I'm not being rude. You're just
insignificant.
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It's a thankless job, but I've
got a lot of Karma to burn off.
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Yes, I am an agent of DOOM, but
my duties are largely ceremonial.
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No, my powers can only be used
for good.
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You sound reasonable... Time
to up the medication.
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Who me? I just wander from room
to room
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And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion
would be...?
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Do I look like a people person?
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I started out with nothing and
still have most of it left.
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You!... Off my planet!
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Does your train of thought have
a caboose?
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Errors have been made. Others
will be blamed.
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A PBS mind in an MTV world.
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Allow me to introduce my selves
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Whatever kind of look you were
going for, you missed.
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Well, this day was a total waste
of makeup.
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Not all men are annoying. Some
are dead.
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I'm trying to imagine you with
a personality
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How about never!! Is never good
for you??
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Stress is when you wake up screaming
and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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Can I trade this job for what's
behind door 1?
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Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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I don't know what your problem
is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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How do I set a laser printer
to stun?
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I thought I wanted a career,
turns out I just wanted the paychecks.
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If I throw a stick, will you
leave?
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What – do I look like I
work here? I’m just along for the ride!
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Hey I resemble that remark.
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Sarcasm is just one more service
we offer.
