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LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without
kneeling to pray. In fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or
pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like
that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not
changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember,you and I have been going steady for years. and I still
don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate
God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out
of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him
back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for
you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make
your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This
will really hurt God.
Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with
all of the good times we've had. We have been watching dirty movies,
cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating,
overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back
stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions,
no respect for the Church, bad attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's
burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just
a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS"
for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so
gullible, I laugh at you.
When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life. You look 20 years
older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children
how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while
under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as
selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children
and they will do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple
of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run
somewhere, confess you sins, and live for God with what little bit
of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but
to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong, I still hate you. IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE
A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
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